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* "Say it, don't spray it!"
* "It seems strange to meet computer geeks who're still primarily running Windows... as if they were still cooking on a wood stove or something." - mbp
* "Perl is executable line noise, Python is executable pseudo-code."
* "Heck, I'm having a hard time imagining the DOM as civilized!" -- Fred L. Drake, Jr.
* Good fortune in love, as well as a better position.
* Some men are discovered; others are found out.
* Words must be weighed, not counted.
* By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
* If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!
* Your present plans will be successful.
* He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
* You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
* Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
* Words are the voice of the heart.
* Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
* A king's castle is his home.
* Advancement in position.
* You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
* You will be surrounded by luxury.
* He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
* The universe is laughing behind your back.
* The best prophet of the future is the past.
* It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
* Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
* Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
* Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
* Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
* Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
* Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.
* You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
* You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
* Many pages make a thick book.
* Every purchase has its price.
* You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
* Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
* You will be surprised by a loud noise.
* You will be married within a year.
* You will have long and healthy life.
* You will step on the soil of many countries.
* Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
* Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
* You are secretive in your dealings but never to the extent of trickery.
* He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
* You are tricky, but never to the point of dishonesty.
* Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
* The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes.
* Show your affection, which will probably meet with pleasant response.
* If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
* You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.
* Economy makes men independent.
* You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
* The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
* Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
* A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
* A good memory does not equal pale ink.
* Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
* You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
* You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
* You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
* How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
* Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
* It's later than you think.
* Your lover will never wish to leave you.
* You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
* You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
* Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
* Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.
* It's not reality that's important, but how you percieve things.
* You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
* Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
* Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
* Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
* Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
* Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
* The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
* You are a bundle of energy always on the go.
* Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
* Everybody ought to have a friend.
* Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
* Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
* You love peace.
* It is Fortune, not wisdom that rules man's life.
* You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
* Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
* Preserve the old, but know the new.
* You are unscrupulously dishonest, false, and deceitful.
* You have been selected for a secret mission.
* You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
* Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
* Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
* To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
* You will be successful in love.
* Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
* Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
* He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
* Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
* There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
* Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
* Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
* The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
* You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.
* You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
* You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
* As goatheard learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
* You will be awarded some great honor.
* One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
* It is better to wear out than to rust out.
* Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
* If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
* Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
* You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
* You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
* It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
* You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
* You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
* When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
* The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
* It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
* You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
* How you look depends on where you go.
* A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
* Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
* Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
* A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
* Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
* Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
* You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
* Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
* Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
* People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
* Make a wish, it might come true.
* A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
* Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
* Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
* Courage is your greatest present need.
* Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
* It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
* A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
* Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
* You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
* You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
* Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
* Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that can't bear inspection.
* There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
* You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
* The time is right to make new friends.
* You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is concerned.
* You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
* You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
* You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
* He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
* Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
* You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
* To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
* You have an unusual equpment for success. Be sure to use if properly.
* Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
* You love your home and want it to be beautiful.
* His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
* Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
* You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
* You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
* Your temporary financial embarassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.
* You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
* Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
* You are going to have a new love affair.
* Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
* Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
* With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
* His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
* If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
* A well-known friend is a treasure.
* Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
* You enjoy the company of other people.
* Put your trust in those who are worthy.
* Someone is speaking well of you.
* He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
* Your domestic life may be harmonious.
* True happiness will be found only in true love.
* You have no real enemies.
* Emacs Makes All Computing Simple
* Nile Is Like Emacs
* Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!